1991 Chevy Lumina

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1991 Chevy Lumina for sale 167xxx miles, price negotiable, asking
$1050.00 or best offer.

 Must sell before Aug 28,being activated for duty in Iraq. Serious
inquiries only.

 Karl
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Karl,
   we don't appreciate the fact that you are
posting to the world that the US is sending
one of it's most valued  Assault Technicians
to Iraq.
   Now Karl, you were informed at that last
"heads up" that you WERE NOT to divulge
your mission assignment or local.  
   Yes...yes..yes Karl.  We've been through
this too many times.  We KNOW that you
prefer shooting at running targets, but damn
it man....we're getting tired of having to use
the dang sattelite to locate them everytime
you warn them that YOU'RE coming to get
em Karl.  
    And one more thing there Karl.  Could you
please stop with that bad habbit you got of
takeing pot shots at em.  We're starting to get
some bad feedback on why all the dead enemy combatants seem to have
bullet holes in all their limbs....so  if you wouldn't mind helping
us here a little....just go ahead and put them
out of OUR missery with the first shot.
   Yeah...yeah..yeah.  We know...you and
the other guys got that "number of hits" pool
going Karl.  But DAMMIT MAN...that don't
mean you gotta shoot em all their limbs before
you do the deed Karl.  There's plenty of em
to git yer numbers up.



as too yer car for sell..........
if you can't unload it before we ship yer arse
out.....we'll let Jodie take care of it fer yuh.

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Karl,
  sorry i don't need a car dude.  Hope that
Iraq thing works out for you.  Keep your
head down and your scope polished, shoot
first, come back home in one piece bud.


marsh
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