Buying new A4,330i, G35, CTS, C320

Are you young, still hoping it would grow?

- Yak

I'd say the Kebab-restaurant.

- Yak

In a world of weird stories, our storyteller Tha Ghee reminded us, what was the truth: "my dad will punch you in the face!"

- Yak

Yes, that's what I can do also, if needed. Of course I have my own car too.

"no a there equivalent" ? mmkay. "where on the English system not metric". mmkay.

How about trying to retype the message?

Well, let's see about the University/College difference. College has only undergraduate program. In University, there's graduate school. Let's see, if you could only get to the college, you'll never go through the graduate school. So, in other words, you're telling people are stupid and so on, while they've been/they are in the University, where you wanted to go, but you never got pass the exams?

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but you see, there's a place for everyone in the system. There needs to be peons also.

And as you talked about cars, daddys, mommies, yes. My dad likes to drive a MB, my mom likes BMW. So of course I've driven both of those. I myself like Audi. Have you ever even drown all three, or are you just reading magazines and dreaming, that one day you will win in the lottery and buy one?

- Yak

I'm relaying stories about your mom. I saw her last night - but you wouldn't recognize her now - I shaved her back.

LOL. Internet irony at it's finest.

if you want to shave someone that's dead go head it's kind of nasty. but can you tell your sister not to call me anymore I don't want her toothless butt.

what have a I told you about replying don't you a fool of epic proportions

If you knew the history of either company, you'd know that Ferdinand Piech, formerly the head of Audi/VW was the son-in-law of Ferdinand Porsche, but that Porsche and Audi were scarcely involved in business togethor. Audi now owns

Lancer are rally derived.

never questioned it until I threw the truth in your face. If you want to bring

No, if you look at specs on Audi/Por they share a lot of common parts which I think would have Fer Porsche turning over in is grave. Audi/Por are more a like than you would like to admit. no I've also quoted the three mags. but you don't read that I think Motor Trend is better and so is R & T. so NO you didn't throw anything in my face I don't have your job I know you're used to that.

responses to a single post. Do you have that much free time?

oh wow did that take you all day to think of?? Stevie your a fool that can't keep up a debate without help so how's the dumbass?? yeah I have that much time your mom and sister make all my money, tell her she still has to work when she goes to sleep.

and intelligence is Greek to you. seeing how the usernet is in the US we're on the Am English system, who can we be on the outside with our sense of entitlement?? do you understand that phrase or do you help from your band of merry men??

There is not a single part being shared between Audi and Porsche, not ONE. The closest thing would be the Cayenne, which uses a chassis co-developed by VW and Porsche for use in the Cayenne and Toureag. But the Cayenne has it's own suspension, engines, body and interior. It's only the bare bones of the chassis that are the same and this says nothing of the 911 or Boxster or any of the other Audi/VW models.

HOW? They don't share parts, they don't co-develop models, they've got nothing in common beyod familial connections.

No you didn't.

Ha! MT and R&T are hack job mags, and admittedly C&D is only a marginal step up.

no your sister works in front of it, tell her no eating on work, unless she gets paid for it.

is that near your deluxe box??

How's the dumbass? LOL, I don't know, how are you Ghee?

Don't have a sister.

What?

I'm not in hiding, I just have to avoid your mom she calls to much.

no I don't need it do you, does it not work?? did you touch it too much when your were young??

as good as the M3, I sincerely doubt getting the newer version would have made a difference. Just admit the fact that the S4 is better than the M3 and C.

just because ONE mag says it's better no, R & T and MT said it wasn't, so no it's not a better car in any way but for the AWD.

I have an Audi, and it's about the most unreliable car I've owned. If you look at J.D. Fer is not.

USENET is an international deal, we've got people of mutltiple nationalities here.

I'll agree with you that most Americans are pompus and actually *believe* they're somehow superior or entitled to something extra. Kinda makes me sad to be an American. And the point still stands that most of the rest of the world is using the Metric system, so you've got to assume European posters are going to revert to metrics.

My band of merry men? Is that some sort of attempt at insulting me (an American, BTW) and the English in a single breath?