Any of you techs got some good stories about customers? I know it's probably been done to death, but some levity would be nice :). I'll go first.
cust 1: Car comes in for tune up, lack of power. I go for a drive, duly note condition of interior(dumpster). Cant push accelerator pedal down, seems to be a limiter. I see a high heel shoe under the pedal. Remove shoe, solves the prob. Driver turns red.
cust 2: Owner performs brake job, with new rotor and pads. New pads on one side only. Wrecker brings the truck; doesn't seem to roll anymore. Bad caliper, owner says. I pull rotor to see whats wrong, since it is kinda floppy on the spindle. Seems he forgot the inner brg, but put the seal in. He says he put it in , since it wasn't leftover. Calls us liars, and leaves. Fixed with the addition of an inner brg.
cust 3: Has a vibration from blower motor. Leaves out the detail of awful smell when ac turned on. Pull the blower motor, expecting just a bad motor and a really stinky evap mold. There was a small dead mouse caught in the squirrel cage. He looked like he was running in it, like a hamster, but with his back against the impeller.
Have fun,
Chip