How to bypass seat belt alarm in 05 Town & Country?

WEAR YOUR SEATBELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriuosly though I think if you take it to the dealer they can access the body controller and may be able to turn off the warning bell,but don't hold me to that they will have to look at the info in the body controller to see if it is possible.

Very easy way to turn off the seat belt alarm: Fasten your seatbelt.

Oh, sure, sure. "Hello, Mr. Dealer. I know you're a regulated party under the National Highway Traffic Safety Act of 1966, and as such you're Federally prohibited from deactivating any item of mandatory safety equipment, but will you pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top deactivate my seatbelt chime? Thaaaaaaaaanks..."

Maybe he's too fat for the seatbelt?

Ted

I don't want to wear my seatbelt and I do not want the government to tell me to wear a seat belt. Do you have helmet laws for motorcycles in your state? No helmets in Pa and no seat belts on motorcycles? So why if I am in a 4 wheel tank with airbags do I have to do something that the govt. does not require of 2 wheeled death machines? And why are you so simple as to support them blindly. People die with seat belts on and without. If you are going to die, you are going to die. And you can tell that to impotent small dicked Ted.

You can't always get what you want.

"Blindly"? Er...no. I'm in a position to see the data collected on what happens to belted vs. unbelted vehicle occupants in collisions. Mostly, the unbelted ones die. Mostly, the belted ones don't.

If that were as far as it went, I'd be very happy for you to stupidly eject yourself from the gene pool. Problem is, your failure to wear seatbelts affects me. And no, I'm not talking about insurance costs.

Unbelted drivers are easily knocked out of control position and/or knocked unconscious by relatively minor incidents. When that happens, they're unable to control the car and prevent additional, more substantial subsequent incidents -- like hitting other cars, pedestrians or cyclists.

Belted drivers, on the other hand, overwhelmingly tend to remain conscious and in control position even after initial collisions, so they can keep control of the car and prevent subsequent incidents (or at least minimize their severity and consequences).

What's more, belt non-using idjits like you are the reason those of us smart enough to protect ourselves have to have subpar airbags in our vehicles. Thanks a lot, asshole.

"You can't always get what you want." Yes I can! You can choose to follow your government blindly. I disabled my seatbelt alarm!!!!!!! How about the foolish helmet law for kids under 12 on bicycles????? And 13 year olds are OK?

"I'm in a position to see the data collected on what happens to belted vs. unbelted vehicle occupants in collisions. Mostly, the unbelted ones die. Mostly, the belted ones don't." Data is manipulated to produce what the collecter wants YOU to believe. Do you see the data from ALL accidents? Did you ever ride down the road with your hand out the window? Maybe that should be illegal ; I am in a position to see people who lost their arms and or the use of their arms...lets make a law to protect people from losing their arms, everyone must ride with their widows up!!!! Let's talk about ruptured spleens, livers, and bleeding to death due to seat belt trauma. Or pneumothorax as a result of fractured ribs from seat belts!!!

"If that were as far as it went, I'd be very happy for you to stupidly eject yourself from the gene pool. Problem is, your failure to wear seatbelts affects me." Do you wear a condom if you have sex, jump on a trampoline, ride a Harley, ride a Harley without a helmet, drive in the snow, hang glide, sky dive? All of these things could negatively impact me too. Let's pass a law.

"Unbelted drivers are easily knocked out of control position and/or knocked unconscious by relatively minor incidents. When that happens, they're unable to control the car and prevent additional, more substantial subsequent incidents -- like hitting other cars, pedestrians or cyclists." Isn't that really what the airbag does?

"What's more, belt non-using idjits like you are the reason those of us smart enough to protect ourselves have to have subpar airbags in our vehicles. Thanks a lot, asshole." Now that we have seat belt laws, perhaps they will take airbags out? umm didn't think so.

"Father of the Year" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@comcast.com...

And you also allowed your childeren not to wear there seatbelt, or sit in a carseat while you drive.

Yes, you are brilliant!

Actually that would not be a good idea.

In Europe (anywhere outside North America?) the concept is that seats and air bags are complementary. I believe the bags are smaller than in the US because they are not obliged to assume that the person is unbelted.

DAS

For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling

UMM! from I get it is because the government told him he had to! So he does not do what the government tells him. Like paying taxes etc. He thinks the construction workers are to work for free and pave roads for free, and companies to supply gravel and tar for free. And all that! I believe he is what is called a domestic terrorist ( you know) the militia.

But apparently, from his posts he does not like smoking. Even though the government doesn't want you to smoke.

He is a complex soul. He never mentioned drinking alcohol and driving though. That is also against the law, but that is probably ok with him! He seems like a good ol boy, stopping off at the Circle K and grabbing a few for the road.

It seems it is ok to obey some laws and not obey others!

But it does seem ridiculous, does it not, that in some states/cities not even the passenger is allowed a drink in the car? And in Ontario you can't even carry an open bottle in the passenger compartment.

So what's the point of having a party in the back of a stretch-limo if you can't swig champagne?

OTT (over the top), what?

DAS

I apologize to the group for not covering all of the potential sins in my analogies. That is what they where people, analogies........I don't drink either, therefore while you all are dealing with a slow death from alcohol, ciggarettes, obesity etc., AND while doing so make fun of me for not wearing my seatbelt, I choose to go out fast behind the wheel of my amc gremlin MUSCLECAR. In the meantime, you are preserving your life with a seatbelt and killing yourself with all of these other SINS against mankind . When I die in my Gremlin, it costs you nothing, but when you die after 10 years of O2 TANKS, Bloodpressure medicine, Radiation therapy, SSDI PAYMENTS etc...it costs the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.that is the real domestic terrorist the person who abuses his body with ciggs, mcdonalds, promiscuity etc,....so You want to throw rocks at me again....put your ciggarette down first viagra boy.

My point was that I choose not to wear my seatbelt because:

1. I am in the healthcare industry and I see direct results of accidents, seat belts and no seat belts. motorcycles with and without helmets, supersized mcdonalds victims, Marlboro victims, quad victims, it goes on and on....choose your method of suicide. #2. I happen to have "living" ejected family members who would otherwise be dead if they would have worn their seatbelts prior to Ralph Nader's crusade. #3. My girlfriend can't give me head while I am driving if she is wearing her seatbelt. #4. You are right, my little piece of civil disobedience.....I don't want to! Somehow one of the retards translates that into SOCIALISM? comments DAVE?

Wearing the seatbelt works for me.

------------- Alex

Then he can get a seatbelt extender.

------------ Alex

"Father of the Year" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@comcast.com...

If you are in the healthcare industry, then I demand to know your name so if my life is in danger and I am to be treted in any manner by you I can refuse. Why? Anyone with half a brain in the healthcare industry, including housekeeping and the cooks at the cafeteria know!!! that wearing a seatbelt is by far better off in an accident then one without! You Sir, are an idiot! And a liar ( as I cannot believe you are in the healthcare industry, and make such a stupid statement) You also believe a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet! Therefore, you are either on the janitorial staff at the hospital, or you are on the assembly line at the bandaid factory! But by all means dear sir, keep up with your stupid, unproven reason. You stated your kids wear their seatbelts. Why? If they are off-spring of yours they are far better off not wearing one. You lead by example and you are a great example to your kids.

Keep up the great work.

First and foremost, you would be lucky to be in my care. Yes- a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet because some of the ones that live wished they where dead and some are not able to think that complexly. I happen to treat a very depressed quadrapalegic with 1 leg, colostomy, etc. who wishes very much that he "wasn't being treated by me". I see plenty of motorcyclists that are disabled physically or mentally every day......roadrash is cool right?? And I need to wear a seat belt.

Answer me this Dave Do you smoke? Do you drink alcohol? Are you overweight? Do you ride a Quad? Do you have unprotected sex? (that doesn't mean without a glove)? Do you drive fast? Do you step on the gas when the light turns yellow? If you answer yes to any of the above statements then shut the hell up!!!! and there are many more risk factors we could discuss that I am sure you are guilty of. I hope that you lead by example too. The only lie I have told is about my AMC Gremlin....dont have one. lol but at least they didnt have a damn dinging seatbelt alarm.

I've never understood why people think they have a constitutional right to put their head through a windshield. There are a lot of rights worth fighting for but the right to splatter your brains out isn't one of them.