Do we ever hear about those? No, all we hear about is your next rep-special or how crap everyone elses car is. Besides the Ducati and BMW dont count anyway,
Barely spent anything on the Montego, its just a reliable old workhorse. Reckon it's gotta be worth more than £250. Yes I've spent a bit on the SD1, but a TP with no mot can still fetch £1k. If you're lucky you could get £500 for the TP setup alone because they're so rare. I paid £550 for mine, and I've maybe spent £500 so far so I reckon I could get my money back quite easily, and even make a bit out of the rarer parts.
You buy the same old shit, there's no variety, so actually you're probably not more qualified than most, and I certainly can't see any evidence of Capri ownership in there, which is what you are currently preaching about.