Polish for Classics - Page 4

Jokes are only funny if you 'get it'. Which you plainly haven't.

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*Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Dave Plowman        dave@davenoise.co.uk           London SW
                  To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Here's one "MER" fan. Next show you go to, seek out the "MER" stand and
listen to the salesmans spiel about the product, convinced me, and have used
the stuff ever since!! It's good!!  My Dad swore by vinegar and old
newspaper on all his old bangers and they didn't half shine,especially the
black ones. Never tried Meguiar's, but do remember reading "Hot-Rod"
magazines in my long distant youth and seem to remember Larry Meguiar's
voice was always the one above just about everyone else's. Know what I
mean??????

I think that says far more about you than it does the benefits of
"MER", no doubt you also have those 'snake oil' pellets in your cars
petrol tank too... :~((

":---snip----

no doubt you also have those 'snake oil' pellets in your cars

Oh, no, please don't start this one running again...!

Geoff MacK

Don't worry, I have ignored the "jerry" bait!!!!

You obviously don't 'get' my comment either, it's hard work and I really
haven't the time nor patience to help halfwits, go and ask someone whom is
'switched on'