OK, here's what cha do: Remove a spark plug and then put the plugwire
back on the plug and lay the plug on a metal part of the car, then
remove the fuel line and aim it at the spark plug. Crank the engine
over and if it bursts into flames, you know you're getting spark & fuel.
Also, it's important to do this IN your garage, especially if it's
attatched to your house.
Just be sure beforehand to consult your insurance agent (auto, health,
homeowner's and life insurance) and explain to him what you're going to
do, thus giving him a chance to drop you immediately.
If the car doesn't burst into flames, it's junk, so it's ok to just
push it off a cliff. Or push it down a steep hill into a crowd of
people or something--it doesn't matter, it's junk so they can't do
anything to you. Just say you don't know whose car it is, just to be
extra safe. If the cops point out that it has your license plates on
it, just tell them they're wrong. They'll back right down.
Better yet, light it on fire and push it down a hill into said crowd
of people...it doesn't matter, you just have to get rid of it
Well? Get moving!!