As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this
I have it from a reliable source, that as he and his family went by the area
of the Idiot's house the wide ride went into separation anxiety. He created
such a fuss, with all his bitching and moaning, that his lovely wife said
the hell with it and pitched his fat ass and "the machine' out of the van
and left him there. She of course drove away with a BIG smile on her face as
she was rid of the WC eating clown and would finally be able to enjoy
herself without ol' gas cloud.
Now what do you think the Idiot and the wide ride have been doing the past
few day's? Are you starting to get a picture of "the machine" being
overworked? Beer can's and WC wrapper's all over the place. Screams and
moans coming from the Idiot's house. KY being delivered in 55 gallons drums.
What the neighbors think are dog's howling in the night. Here's one to
visualize. Sunrise, the friggin' rabbit, pink suit around his ankles, a AR
in one hand, a beer in the other, the Idiot on a leash, "the machine" a
broken pile of twisted plumbing, the Rabbit yawns and say's "It doesn't get
any better than this"
How was your vacation!!