So a dealer near me has a 2001 Mountaineer that looks really good, carfax came back ok and all, so I call the dealer for a quote. (Which I should have taken thirty minutes and stopped by, but what's done is done.) They call me back, and I ask for their best drive-out price on a cash sale, no trade-in. Sales moron immediately ignores my question and asks what I was looking to spend. I should have said none of your damn business, I asked for your best price, give it to me and I'll either take it or leave it.
But being the generally easy-going guy that I am, I made the moronic statement, $12 to $14k. So he says, so you could do up to about $15k drive-out? I said yes about the same time it hits me that this idiot apparently thinks I am one as well. He says he'll check with his manager and call me right back. I said sure, knowing where this is going and just shaking my head at disgust at both myself and the sales moron.
Phone rings about fifteen minutes later (to make it look like an actual consultation took place, I guess) and believe it or not, they can actually let this jewel go for the unbelievable drive out price of $14,923! I just mumbled that it sounded pretty good, feeling like a fool for not setting him straight from the get-go.
Now I can't decide if I should go by in person without saying who I am, and just see what they quote, or just wait until the moron calls in a few days and tell him why I wouldn't buy an air freshener from him and hang up. I also need to remember to go ahead and get good and pissed off before enaging anymore car salesmen at the next dealership...