Car won't start in "D" (satire)
Group: alt.autos.ford Date: Sun, Nov 30, 2003, 8:33pm (EST+5) From:
email@example.com (Farley @nonymous)
My '79 Fairlylame Ford will only start in "P" or "N". My time's too
important to screw around checking for your response on this newsgroup
so just email me an explicit and detailed explanation. Better yet, fax
me a complete wiring diagram also. (123-555-1212)<<<<<<<
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