How Can I Fix a Ford?

It's impossible, you must buy a new one.

It might be a leap but here goes, take it to the garage? Or you could buy a book from like Year One and get parts and a manual and fix it yourself? But I am stretching. ;)

First... most repairs require BOTH hands.

Second.. you'd have to wash the slippery stuff off your primary digit-host.

LOL

with a hammer

With loads of training and practice.... but first it has to want to be fixed....

OR....

in order to prevent unwanted Pintos and Mavericks... clip it's exhaust tubes

Yow... wasn't there a Maverick "Grabber"??? Imagine if they could have built that before '73......

"Boss Maverick" has a "ring" to it.....

So does Boss Hogg... LOL

Clip its' nuts off...

A little JB Weld oftentimes does the job, just mix in equal parts