Ever live where it gets cold?
So you are telling us you started your car at -36C (-33F)...
cold, and with dino oil in it? (Mind if I call you an idiot?)
Did it occur to you just what it is doing to make it whine as you drive off? That's the sound of metal being shaved off of cylinders, bearings, etc... because there is no oil.
And at -36C your dino oil isn't going to be slick or even liquid for 10-15 minutes. Try that at -50C... I don't think the car would last one winter.
You aren't going to get any 200,000 miles on 'em either.
When you sell them, do you tell the sucker^H^H^H^H^H^H buyer how you've mistreated the vehicle?
If you don't know better than to start cars cold at -36C, you are not well enough informed or capable of representing, or even describing, what "all of Canada is doing".
The next time you have a cold snap, go buy a quart each of synthetic and non-synthetic oil; let them sit outside for 3-4 hours to get them cold and then open up and try pouring the oil out of the container while it's cold. Come back and tell us how long it took to get the dino oil out!
-- Floyd L. Davidson Ukpeagvik (Barrow, Alaska) snipped-for-privacy@barrow.com