You guys just THOUGHT someone with a new Civic that's got a fart tube is a riceboy. I got the riceboy to end all riceboys. Saw him today.
This gentleman was driving a clapped-out, clearcoat-falling-off, tricolored (as in the driver's door was one color, the hood a second and the rest of the car something else) Ford Escort. With a fart tube.
--jm