Bad American by George Carlin

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble! or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of ! the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back

Reply to
Billy Ray
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Bill, according to snopes.com that is totally false.

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snipped the rest

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mabar

mabar did pass the time by typing:

Even if Carlin didn't say it, it's still a good rant.

And why do they call it a hot water heater, who needs a hot water heater when it's already hot?

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DougW

Apparently he *Isn't* a bad American-

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Howard Eisenhauer

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L.W.( ßill ) Hughes III

Okay, remove the George Carlin reference and put in my name.

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Billy Ray

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L.W.( ßill ) Hughes III

Go out to Benton Hot Springs in Neveada. The water comes out of the creek at

200F, even hotter from the ground. They use big concrete tanks to cool it down for cold, and the toilets are warm.
Reply to
Paul Calman

George Carlin has made no bones about his dislike for corporate America, and he is an avid atheist as well. Sounded fishy to me.

Reply to
Matt Macchiarolo

This part was cribbed word for word from an earlier message that made the rounds a few years back under the name of Ted Nugent. I don't know if he actually said it either, but it's a lot more plausible from him.

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Brian

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