Hello everyone. Now, where was I?
Well, I was blocking the inside lane of the M42 with a dead Discovery during Monday rush hour, on my way to an unmissable appointment.
I was rolling down a hill in a Series 2 - with the handbrake on.
I was trying to start the same Series 2, with a dead (two month old) battery.
I was trying (and still am) to cure a sodding misfire on the Discovery.
I was working out how to put the 2 grand (or thereabouts) that I have spent on the Disco in the last 4 months back in the bank so her ladyship might not notice.
I was being told by the locksmith that this time they can't fix the jammed ignition barrel on the Discovery, so I'll have to fork out £100 plus to Land Rover for a key-matched new one.
I was flicking through AutoTrader, and not the Land Rover section either...
These have been dark days of Land Rover ownership, during which time I have really wondered if I wouldn't prefer to sell all my Land Rovers and get a 'nice' motor and perhaps a kit car. Actually, I bought the kit car last week whilst drunk - must get round to going and finding out what it is!
I still have a stuttering Disco (both on LPG and petrol), a Series 2 that might roll away at any moment and a very sore cheque book.
So today, for the first time since 2003, I went outside, put the keys in the 101 and turned. It started first time. So I then checked the tyres and wheelnuts. All perfect. So I drove to work. Everyone stared as I rumbled past. A small child waved (no, really!). I parked up blocking in an S-Type R and a Golf VR6 and sat in a sunny window and watched my staff do most of the work.
Good to be back! I hear there's a Land Rover show or two coming up...