Cheese warning

eating cheese before bedtime can result in strange dreams.

Last night, for example, I had a very clear, lucid dream wherein all the usual suspects were at some LR show, which must've been in or near Matlock, 'cos at some point a subset including myself and Martyn went off to visit Paddock Motors, and found it unexpectedly in the middle of closing down, for no obvious reason - there was all sorts of weird and wonderful stuff for sale at bargain prices, but nothing that anyone actually wanted.

We then (and several other people had appeared by this time) all piled into a 109 SW (which seemed to be mine, although I don't one such a thing) and went off back to the show. I recall quite clearly commenting that Paddock motors' demise would be good for Beamends Richard...

The other odd thing is that my minibus was parked outside when we emerged from Paddock. It wasn't just another bus like mine, I knew it was mine, but what it was doing there I have no idea.

I'd just got to the point of suggesting a drink in recogntion of the demise of Paddock, when my subconscious played a vivdly accurate rendition of my mobile ringtone (which is the welsh national anthem) which woke me up.

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Austin Shackles
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...and Austin Shackles spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...

Funnily enough, I had a dream which included Martyn about a week ago. I was walking through the streets of some town (looked a bit like Ludlow), following Martyn who was slipping through the crowds ahead of me. Sometimes I could see all of him (down to the sandals) and sometimes just the ponytail. Max was around too, although not involved in the action.

Deeply disturbing.

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Richard Brookman

Martyn doesn't want to be informed about any dreams I have about him.......

Alex

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Alex

Are you wearing...

... rubber? ;-)

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Mother

Ee dammit

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Hirsty's

I always practice safe sex....

Alex

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Alex

Are you any good at it yet ? ;-)

Steve

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Steve

Wish I got enough practice to find out....

Alex

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Alex

Have you got a nurses uniform?

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Mother

Oooh you kinky man, you!

Alex

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Alex

...and Alex spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...

What the Victorians used to call "self-abuse" is cheap, health-giving, can be lots of fun and needs no special preparation or the involvement of otherwise unwilling bystanders. Just remember to wear those throw-away, one-size-fits-all vinyl gloves, and you are as safe as can be.

Don't use the pair you were wearing yesterday to waxoyl the chassis, that's all.

:-)

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Richard Brookman

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