So there I am, 200 miles from home, already annoyed at having to change a tyre after finding a surprisingly blunt lump of metal had penetrated the front nearside tyre. Back in, on with the ignition and...
The Manual and Sport lights blink away at me in a particularly mocking fashion. Handbook says it is an electrical fault in the auto box. Undaunted, I shift all the levers, turn it all on an off a couple of times, start and stop the engine a few times. Finally the ECU gets the message - I will not be put off by a few blinky lights - gives in and lets me drive off with no warning lights.
Any idea how bad this is going to turn out to be? Is it simply a loose wire or connector? If something were fundamentally buggered, I would hope that the lights would still be lit and I would have come home on a tow truck.