jealous wives

Change wife.

Welcome to the group :-)

'Ello, newbie post here...

S'all right, very normal behaviour, though my husband feels the same way sometimes when he finds me in bed reading the Haynes manuals!

Im luckly though, he's a bass and guitar junky, and has spent faaaarrrrrrrrrr more money on those than I have on some thing that is at least 'practical' .....and besides how else would he get his huge bass amps to the gigs other than my 110

has your wife got any 'foibles' that counter the landrovers...shoes?

Vam E reg 110 CSW called 'Millenium Falcon'

I know a few Gay wankers who are serious landie lovers. Superb benefits include not having to worry about a missus who thinks you're odd...

Actually, thinking about it, if it weren't for:

a: the sex and b: having to live a life in a world full of homophobic wankers and c: Charlotte

I'd probably join them too...

Essentially, ditch the bitch and find a real woman (or man, or whatever).

Life's too short for such minor frustrations.

After all, you'll spend more time under your landie than you'll ever spend under your lover.

yebbut a Land Rover sandwich doesn't quite have the same ring about it.

On or around Sat, 14 Aug 2004 02:28:55 +0100, Mother enlightened us thusly:

you got some sort of problem with w*nkers, then? eh? eh? wanna make summink out of it?

:-) for the humour-impaired...

More sand is involved usually.

Steve

imagine all that traction!

A woman can go shopping, come home and say

"Sorry dear, I couldn't get you any cornflakes, I had to ge Wheetabix, becouse they didn't have any shampoo AND expect you to accept that as a perfectly logical and reasonabl statement

Any women there: I dont need this explaining, thank you - I have ha

it explained five hundred times

By women

No, it is NOT a logical and reasonable statement, and NO it doesn'

just go to show how unevolved and generally stupid the male genre is

So, lads, first of all - you have to make accomodation, and allowanc

for the female psyce. It is not rational, it is not reasonable and i you expect and anticipate it to be so, then sorry, but you are onl buying yourself trouble

Now, pointing out all the time and money she may spend buying shoes

or getting her hair done, or looking at frocks, will not in any wa provide counter to her objection to your Land Rover

There are perfectly logical and reasonable and rational explanation

for why it is acceptable for her to spend time and money on whatever and YOU are probably one of them

On the other hand, all the time and money you spend on your Land Rove

is wholley unjustified, becouse it demonstrated how much time and mone you have to spend and how little of it you choose to devote to her. En of Story

It doesn't actually make any difference if your 'interest' is a Lan

Rover', and old sports car, the home computer, a motorbike, a sailin boat, fishing, golf, or making matchstick replicas of internationa monuments. In fact, for all she cares, it could as easily be cros stitch and 1940's musicals

And to be honest, she would probably PREFER you to be having an affia

with another woman, as at least she could compete for your attension o a level ish playground - I mean, if it was another woman, she could g out and get a make over, buy some sexy langerie and ask "So what doe she do for you I dont?

But a Land Rover? What can she do to compete with that

What can I say that might help

Not a lot. That's women I'm afraid

-- Teflo

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Well may be if she got down in the mud...

ooops did I say that - hush my nouth

;)

Nothing - she has to join in. My wife got a bit sick of me spending every spare weekend trialling, so she decided to come along. She just loves the driving, although everyone reckons she drives far too fast. She approves of the V8, but would like a little more power. Last trial, she beat my score. Funnily enough, when I need a hand fitting a new exhaust to the RR, lying all afternoon on a wet gravel drive, she had "other things" to do.

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

in article snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com, Detrious at snipped-for-privacy@hotmail.com wrote on 13/8/04 11:33 pm:

No...you just find your Land Rover is more interesting than your wife.