A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She approaches the mechanic and tells him her car just died.
The mechanic spends a few minutes working on the car and gets it working smoothly again.
The blond looks at the mechanic and says, "So, what's the story?"
The mechanic replies, "Just crap in the carburettor."
In a state of amazement she answers, "How often do I have to do that?"
Graham Carter Harare Zimbabwe
thats almost as good as the 710 cap one!!
Go on then...
in article c95grt$ifu$ snipped-for-privacy@hercules.btinternet.com, Richard Brookman at snipped-for-privacy@nowhere.com wrote on 27/5/04 8:51 pm:
I've not heard it either.
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?" She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick. "Okay, Lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" we ask. She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there." One of us gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys on the opposite side of the counter are looking at as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard. One guy says, "I think you want an OIL cap."
Thank you Mark for putting us out of our misery. Reminds me of all the SHELLOIL type jokes the kids used to play when calculators first came out.
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