OT: More totally bizarre eBay stuff

I _really_ don't know what to make of this!

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Mother
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Hah! I don't know what to make of the extremely sad people who have placed bids!! The mind boggles, Martyn.

-- Badger. B.H.Engineering, Rover V8 engine specialists.

now live but still under construction,

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Reply to
Badger

On or around Mon, 04 Oct 2004 16:10:27 +0100, Mother enlightened us thusly:

You, Mr B., have too much time on your hands.

Reply to
Austin Shackles

Once upon a time at Euston station, I was accosted by a couple of bods with TV cameras, who decided I would make a good victim for some teenagers magic trick. not exactly Paul Daniels and whether it ever got shown on TV I do not know.

Reply to
Larry

Not enough, it seems, to ensure I post to the correct group ;-)

Reply to
Mother

Indeed - I thought the 'question to seller', and subsequent response was quite funny too.

Why though, would anyone PAY to be in a 'film' with Paul Daniels???

Reply to
Mother

I think I remember that. Didn't the kid get it wrong and try to pull a hat out of a rabbit?

Reply to
Mother

Stikes me a more interesting program might be made explaining how to get the hat into the rabbit in the first place....

Alex

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Alex

Larry for what its worth I think they were cruel not to turn you back into you.

;-)

Lee D

Reply to
Lee_D

How about....

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Nowt to do with me either.

Lee D

Reply to
Lee_D

Because they'll be driving the steam-roller?

Reply to
David G. Bell

That's easy - sadly it's a secret passed down the many generations of crap illusionists and cannot be disclosed...

Reply to
Mother

Blummie - you nearly had me bidding on it with that thought ;-)

Reply to
Mother

On or around Tue, 05 Oct 2004 16:04:34 +0100, Mother enlightened us thusly:

on pain of being kicked out of the magic circle?

who's that guy on telly who exposes how all the tricks are done?

Reply to
Austin Shackles

I'm a member of the magic Circle - I'm actually a member of "The Secret Six". It's soo secret, I don't know who the other five are.*

Many illusions are released into the public domain - it's done on purpose a great deal of the time to try to bring new blood into the craft.

  • old Tommy Cooper gag...
Reply to
Mother

Come off it, you ain't got six friends....

Alex

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Alex

In news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com, Alex blithered:

That'd make it the secret seven!

Reply to
GbH

He can't count either :D

Alex

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Alex

...and what were you doing during maths class young boy?

Did you realise one in five of the worlds population is Chinese?

There's five people in my immediate family and I've been trying to work out which one it is. I think I can rule out my mother, myself and sister, that leaves Charlotte and my half brother-in-law; Liu Wan Tseu.

Reply to
Mother

You should have bid for Grumble. Stick a broomhandle out the roof, up the Lovely Debbie McGees arse and turn it into a music box.

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wayne

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