I have an antique chair on eBay at 495 BIN or best offer, so I get an offer of 100 - year right! Couldn't even be bothered to respond to that one, and to top it off I get on "offer" on the Espace (probably worth ITRO 3k) of 1000 - cash mind! I say an offer, but in fact his barely legible e-mail just asked if I wud I take 1000 cash 2moro. I replied saying that I'd happily take 100 cash off him tomorrow, I didn't mention that he ain't getting the car in return tho.
Matt