words escape me...

Go on, buy it - you know you want to :-)

Lee_D vaguely muttered something like ...

You notice how he doesn't have a full side view of it .. I wonder why ..

Acksherlly I know why, it looks shit .. ;)

I like the bit "IM FED UP WITH NON- PAYERS AND PEOPLE WHO GENRALLY TAKE THE PISS" Can't think why anyone would take the piss ..

.. and "THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT OFF ROADER" Did you see how low that tow bar is ..

and "OR POSING MACHINE" Hahahah, heheheheh, pml, words fail completely ... ;)

and those 'exhausts ...

I would guess that the original bidders thought "obviously the photos don't do it justice, it's a classic RR so it can't look that bad close up....". When they got there they find it does look that bad and pull out of the deal.

There should be a law against people who do that kind of thing to a defenseless RR.

I bet I could get lottery funding to establish a new "Range Rover  Rescue" where old Range Rovers could be given a decent place to live without undergoing this sort of humiliation and degradation. I'd register it as a charity and spend all my time undoing the great harm that these sick and twisted people do to such a beautiful and defenceless creatures. After they had been nursed back to health I would pass them on to new owners, after those owners had been vetted for suitability and proved that they were suitable custodians for such a vehicle.

cheers

Dave W.

A 4X4 is born - eat your heart out!!

As the auction states "GOOD LUCK" as you'll need it if you buy this!!

I think he must work in a Dairy or other food factory, I'm sure I've seen stainless pipe in a past life working in a cheese factory!!

I am stunned - it looks so crap, it looks like it has been put together with black ash and white MDF. I would be ashamed to sell it.

MERCY MERCY MERCY

Andrew Renshaw

series 3 88 (Rust in close formation) Disco 1 (The money Pit)

On or around Mon, 29 Nov 2004 23:43:11 +0000 (UTC), Dave White enlightened us thusly:

however, there's little justification for pulling out unless it turns out to be a rotbox or something. It's described in some detail and has several pictures, and if you don't like the look there's no need to bid.

I suspect it may be mechanically shagged, or something that he's not letting on.

You didn't write a lot of words to escape so I assume you meant they eluded you? 8-)

Ron Beckett Emu Plains, Australia

It's based in Stowmarket, Suffolk where I live! Never have seen it about however, I wonder if it really goes? If I wasn't up in Loughborough at university I would HAVE to go and see that thing up close, it's like a circus freak incarnated as a vehicle.

I don't know if many of you on the group have seen MTV's "Pimp My Ride" but if they had a £12.99 budget instead of the $30-40k budget they have to waste on each kanckered car I think they would end up with something like that... but maybe with bigger rims.

Fergus

You been on the Nutmeg again Dave?

I live not that far away from Stowmarket and count myself blessed that I have never encountered that, that, that thing in the flesh either ;-)

Steve. Suffolk. remove 'knujon' to e-mail

Does what appears to be a paving slab behind one of the rear wheels suggest anything regarding the brakes or, perhaps, lack thereof, I wonder?

And are those sheets of Polystyrene above the gas tank???

Richard

BBBWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sorry, couldn't help it!

Some daft sod's bid on it!!!

Even better, lets bid it up to £100k & let him pay the fees for his cheek!!!

That is more ugly than a woman whom smokes...............

-- Subaru WRX (The Bitch)

Range Rover Classic (Monty)

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Just sent the link in to top gear - I think it deserves it's place on the cool wall or in it - bricked up!!

Take look at the comments section - someone is prepared to pay a haulier to take it to the other end of the country! am I missing something?

mind you if it was put in container you'd have all the bits that'll fall off when you take the technical braking device away(the brick!) and move it!

watch this space.................

In article , StaffBull writes

Nah. I think Jeremy should drive it up Snowdon. That'll give the Welsh Ass something to whinge about...

Regards,

Simonm.

"im not saying its perfect, sure it needs work but what doesent these days,"

Bloody new Labour, all they do is put up taxes and force people to make shit Rangie conversions

"please dont mess me about, im no longer interested in any offers"

He must be telling the truth about it's posing machine powers. He is fed up with skirt chasing him round town and jumping onto the fantasic light pod combo bonnet.

Poor gentleman, somebody take it off his hands. He's shagged out.

Maybe a new item for the Dunsfold collection?