A little levity.

Bloke goes into a garage with a slow puncture and he asks

"Have you got an airline",

Mechanic replies "No, we haven't even got a bus station."

so the bloke says "can you change my spark plugs", the mechanic says

"are they champion?",

the bloke replies "no they're knackered.

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Guy King
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