Well I filled the beast up with petrol today and got two shocks. I knew the first was coming because I get about 36mpg and 400 miles to a tank on a run and this time I was close to empty after 200 miles. In fact it took 48 litres and 210 miles since the previous fill giving me a shameful 19.9 mpg for the tank. That's what 1/2 mile trips to Budgens in winter with the engine stone cold do for you. I'm pretty sure that's the worst fuel consumption I've had from any vehicle in 30 years of driving. It was probably even worse than that because I'm sure I could have squeezed a couple more litres in but I called it a day when the nozzle clicked off for the first time instead of brimming it like I usually do so as not to make the mpg look any worse. If I'd got 50 litres in there it would be 19.1 mpg which is even more pathetic.
The really sad bit is this though. Looking through my records the last time I filled it up was on the 24th of September. I've done 210 miles in just under 4 months. I used to make a fairly regular 15 mile round trip to collect engine parts from one of my suppliers but since the summer I've been dealing with someone else who delivers to me in his van so even those little trips are no longer necessary.
What's a bit more interesting is the comparison between the Focus and the Mondeo which preceded it. Both 2 litre Zetec engines and near as dammit the same car weight. They both get about the same mpg on a run (36/37 mpg) but the Mondeo never dropped below 26 mpg on the short trips to Budgens and the Focus struggles to beat 23mpg on anything under about a 5 mile trip. I can only assume the Focus runs a much richer mixture when it's cold due to a different management system. Even more puzzling is the Mondeo had a sticky thermostat (like nearly every Mondeo ever made) so it rarely got up to proper temperature and the Focus temp needle is up to normal within a mile. In fact it's the fastest car to warm up I've ever had but still gives me the worst fuel consumption of any car I've ever had.
The irony is that emissions regs get tighter year by year and the catalytic converters and other crap we are forced to pay for on modern cars are all designed to reduce pollutants but at great expense to the car owner. However, the mpg, which after all is surely the most important part of emissions and general environmental friendliness never seems to improve. Cars are on average 25% heavier than they were 20 years ago because of airbags, sound deadening and impact protection structures and all that extra weight uses more fuel to move it about. One of the best cars I ever had for mpg was the Metro I owned in the late 80s. It always beat 45mpg when it was standard and usually got 40 mpg even when I fitted a 1380 engine with big valve head, hairy cam and 85 bhp at the wheels. Why? because it was light, simple and had a single HIF SU carb with a manual choke which was about the best device for getting good mpg ever invented.
I could tweak the choke position to keep it just running while it warmed up on the leanest mixture possible. On the Focus I don't have any control over a damn thing and I'm sure it would still run fine when it's cold if I could lean it off by 10 or 20 percent.
I have a theory. If you properly account for all the energy and materials used in not only the manufacture of modern cars but also the R&D which has gone into developing catalytic converters, airbags and management systems over the years then we are possibly doing more harm to the environment with our supposedly efficient and environmentally friendly cars than we were in the past with lighter, simpler and supposedly more polluting ones. I don't deny that modern cars are nicer to drive, handle better, are safer in crashes, more ergonomic inside and have many more toys than cars of old but they are heavier, slower and a bitch to fix if anything goes wrong.
What I want is to keep the modern suspension systems, antilock brakes and nice interiors and ditch the ridiculously complex ecu's, cats and all the other emissions crap and 25% of the weight. Fuel systems can be one of two mandated types. Bosch L injection or HIF SU carb. Both are relatively simple to fit and fix and both give excellent mpg. Airbags are out as are side impact protection systems and all the other crap that increases weight in the attempt to keep bad drivers alive when they hit someone else. To replace it we bring in better driving tuition and stricter driving tests. Turning without indicating will be a capital offence punishable by beheading and not spotting a motorbike and pulling out in front of it loses you a testicle or ovary per offence.
SUV's are banned unless you have more than 4 children and 4x4's are banned unless you can prove you go off roading on a regular basis. Cars are no longer taxed on engine size but weight. Anything under a ton is free. Anything over 2 tons is banned unless you carry goods. Road fund license is scrapped and the cost added to petrol tax. SORN is scrapped and the people who invented it are deported to Australia.
Stealing a car means you go to jail. It doesn't matter how old you are and no more of this bollocks about kids getting a slap on the wrist and then being let out to steal again and again. If you're old enough to do the crime you're old enough to do the time. Speed cameras are out and more police traffic cars are in. All national speed limits are revoked. You take a test which determines you are capable of driving a car safely and that gives you the right to decide how fast you can safely go. If you have an accident and it's your own fault you go to jail though.
If you want a car license you have to drive a motorbike for a year. It'll teach you about road surfaces, manhole covers, diesel spills, wet leaves and many other things which car drivers have no clue about. If you die during that year then tough - that's Darwinian natural selection in action. It improves the gene pool and is generally good for the human race.
I think I'm having a teensy weensy rant. I spotted the fact that I was about
3/4 of the way through this but decided to carry on anyway. I still reckon that if I ran for Prime Minister most drivers would vote for me though.
-- Dave Baker - Puma Race Engines
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