If anyone asks you to change the head gasket on their Mercedes van, don't. Just don't.
There are, apparently, two 8mm Allen headed bolts somewhere deep down in the camchain gallery which need to be removed. Such is the location of the engine that the camchain gallery is directly underneath the back of the dash, so you have to squeeze your head into the gap with a small torch up your nose to shine down the hole, a skinny screwdriver in one hand to lever one of the camchain guides out of the way, an 8mm Allen socket on a long extension bar to poke down the hole in an attempt to find the feckers, and another two hands to prevent your chest caving in as you have to lay across most of the engine.
And I still haven't found the bolts.
Oh yes, to get access to the *other* 8mm bolt (supposedly), which is even further from reach, you have to remove the camchain guide rail on the other side of the chain. The procedure for removing the guide rail is explained in the manual "later on" and when it came time to read the "later on" bit I found I needed a slide hammer and a 100mm M6 bolt to remove the friction-fit dowels that keep the guide where it's supposed to be. The second dowel is hidden behind a pulley wheel which is held on by 3 bolts, one of which is hidden and hard to get to. Oh, and f***ed, of course, by a previous bloke who changed the wheel.
When I *do* find the bolts, what are the chances that they will fall off the Allen socket into the bowels of the engine? Anyone want to place a bet?
Happy bastard bollocking Christmas.
;o)
Si