I have a few really basic questions...
I have a generic set of axle stands (from Screwfix) and a generic trolley jack (from Aldi). But when I jack up my old banger there isn't enough clearance to get the stands in under the chassis supporting points. It needs to go up about another 2 inches. Stands are about 24cm at their lowest extent (without even the peg in the first hole), jack is about 34cm at its maximum height.
If I jack any more the overpressure valve starts bleeding. So what am I doing wrong? a) I have a bad jack b) I have bad stands c) I have a bad car d) Axle stands are only for axles and not for chassis (in which case where do you put them given suspension is involved?). e) I'm supposed to use blocks of wood between the jack and the chassis to give extra height?
Secondly, I had a go at changing a wheel (just for fun: I need a new tyre fitted anyway). But of course I can't get the nuts underdone, especially with the wheel wanting to turn as I undo them. I tried a pair of spanners turning them in opposite directions, but couldn't get them to budge (it was also hampered a bit by only being the jack so I didn't want to use too much force).
So when you have a puncture on the Amumble in the middle of the night, what do you do?
a) Buy shares in WD40 b) Make sure they're always finger tight before travelling, and ask wheel fitters to do this when the change a tyre c) Use your battery powered torque wrench d) Carry a large hammer and a spanner you don't mind being wrecked e) Call the RAC and smile sweetly?
Words of one syllable would be appreciated :)
Theo