OT: Breathalysers

Yep.

We aren't talking about drunk, just different after the pint.

Your a wanker and nobody cares about you.

But I don't ask people to make special arrangements for it.

Ya big Sheila.

Two pints makes me feel happy. Even then I can still walk around or drive or cycle or hold a conversation perfectly well. One isn't even noticeable.

Every post you make is an idiot screaming for help.

And there's me just thinking you were craving for attention.

Put your hand down my shorts if you wish.

Be more specific.

So how do you explain most of what you post to usenet?

Now c'mon, everyone knows that wodders can drink 3 litres of scotch and still type bollocks.

I can personally confirm that they are no good at all. To my shame, I passed two of them while well over a safe limit.

And how did you determine you were unsafe?

I thought Aussies could handle their drink.

Because I want to post what I post.

But you still drive measurably worse.

Bullshit.

No doubt about it, no test needed.

Pot kettle black.

Have you or your wanker friends put on a hi viz jacket and got out the speed gun to check that?

Women.