Have someone who is posting something you don't like? Someone say something
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First, we need a little information from you. Otherwise, we cannot tailor
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<form action="lart.php" method="get"><p>
First, select the kind of lart you want to send:
<option value="3">Just for the heck of it</option>
Now, we need to have a short descriptive text. For example, if you selected
"web", be sure to put in a website. If you selected email, paste in the
body of the email (be sure to alter the headers to make it look incriminating!).
If you selected newsgroup, enter a newsgroup message. Or if it's just
for the heck of it, just say what you think makes the person deserve to get
LARTed. After all, you're Jamie, you don't need a reason!
<textarea rows="15" cols="50" name="reason"></textarea>
Now, please tell us what you don't like about the content posted above:
<input type="checkbox" name="defamatory">defamatory
<input type="checkbox" name="libelous">libelous
<input type="checkbox" name="copyright">copyright violation
<input type="checkbox" name="myname">they said my name
And, finally, what would you like the recipient to do about it?
<input type="checkbox" name="action_demand">demand they take the offending
<input type="checkbox" name="action_terminate">terminate the offender's account
<input type="checkbox" name="action_hitman">send over a hitman
Congratulations, you should be all done. Now, just click on submit, and
we'll do the rest!
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