FS Leather MOMO steering wheel!!

Give it to me

Err..give me the steering wheel, please

(Took about 2 seconds to realise what i said and what the reaction of you childish feckers would be)

And Adrian said that it'd go to another Renault owning chav! I guess we've failed to gauge your standards of taste...

Richard

Well I never even considered you to have offered your honour to him, and didn't even see the possibility of "and all night long it was honour and offer" jokes at your expense, guvnor. ;)

Bend over and grip your ankles.

(Just so that you don't feel disappointed, you understand.)

You're well aware of my standards now surely, i have a car sprayed in purple metalflake ffs :)

poof :)

I remember walking out of the supermarket last summer and the sun was shining right on the car and you could *really* see the flake in it. I walked around the carpark for a bit until there was no-one to see me getting into it

Hey, one of my dream cars is a Vauxhall FE Ventora or VX2300 GLS, ideally powered by a Lotus Esprit lump, painted metalflake purple with a white vinyl roof and interior to match.

Richard

LOL you character