Went for a takeaway in our nearest town last night. There was a red Corsa blockibg the goods entrance to the local Co-op. Windows open, lights on, windscreen wipers on, engine running. No one in sight.
Half an hour later (damn but the takeaway was busy last night) it was still there. Two blokes from the Co-op staring at it. They said it had been there for over an hour.
The local telephone number for the police station had been changed and no one knew which number to call. And since the cop shop now only works
2 hours a day and not at weekends not much point calling them. I was (briefly) tempted to find someone looking for Corsa spares but instead phoned the plod in Southampton. They didn't seem very interested and the car was still there another half hour later, still with engine running. None of us inclined to touch it.Any guesses as to what happened? Best guess we could come up with was pikeys had dumped it.