Just when you think it's safe to bid on ebay..
Having a nice, peaceful, afternoon and just about to bid on a rather nice old Rover SD1 V8 on ebay, decide it's worth doing, and click "place bid"... throw my bid in, and there's a knock on the door...
"Hello, I'm Emmas husband, you asked about buying her Golf last year... if you still want it, then make us an offer. We're off to Lanzarote to live next week"
"Thought you'd sold it?"
"We weren't going to take the insult of an offer you made us, so we told you we had"
"Oh, so if I make an insulting offer, it's mine this time?"
"Ok, you can have it for