Drove an old shape Ford Mondeo 2.0 GLX company pool car the other day that was absolutely f****ng scary, the brakes were totally s**te and if you tried to go around a bend in excess of about 35mph the tyres squealed like pigs. Tried a racing start and the f****ng rev counter was up to about 5000rpm and the useless piece of Dagenham pig iron was just stood still with it's tyres nearly on fire!!
Jesus Christ those things must weigh about 5 tons!
The really bad thing is that I had to drive this BEAST of a car from Newcastle to Staffordshire. AND back again.
Oh, and next to it in the company car park was a Pug 406 V6 estate that some lucky twat had beat me too....