So this morning me and a 2003 Corvette come up to the stoplight on a three-lane onramp to a local highway. Both myself and the other driver knew that our cars represented the finest in vintage and current automotive technology, and the significance of both classic cars ready to take off on a near empty freeway at the same time was simply too much to resist, and a psychic message just seemed to pass between us...
"Well...are you gonna GO for it?"
"Yeah," we decided, we will.
Sooooo...the light turns green and we?re off, my stereo blazing away with the Beach Boys singing HELP ME RHONDA (Brian Wilson lead version) as I stomp it to the metal!
I swear I was actually leading for an instant or two, but then the Corvette kicks into gear and it gets serious.
I?ve got my foot halfway through the floor board (about all you can do with a ?68 302 4v Cougar w/AT), and I?m laying scratch with every upshift of the tranny, but the ?Vette comes on strong and starts to move out.
My thirsty cat's slurping gas from the Holley like a dehydrated camel as we fly down the highway for about a mile, and then the 'Vette and I break it off, not wanting to risk further enticing any wandering CHP with nothing better to do than go to town on us.
He wins the race by about 7 car lengths.
A defeat? Yes--but not an embarrassing one.
It was, after all, a 2003 Corvette :)