"Phildo" schreef in bericht news:be9o4l$2qmoo$ snipped-for-privacy@ID-77649.news.dfncis.de...
> > Wat the f*ck is this ?????????????
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> Written by: John Henry
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> (check all boxes that apply)
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> Dear:
> [x] Clueless Newbie
> [ ] Troller
> [ ] "Me too"-er
> [x] Inconsiderate poster
> [ ] Spammer
> [x] Dumbass
> [ ] Racist
> [ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
> [ ] Flamethrower
> [ ] News Groupie
>
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
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> [ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
> [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
> [ ] You posted a picture (binary) in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY > news group
> [ ] You started a long, stupid thread
> [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
> [ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously
> for the last year and a half
> [x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
> [x] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and
> posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated spam
> [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
> in alt.test
> [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
> [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
> [x] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
> [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
> statement
> [ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
> discussion
> [x] You make no sense
> [ ] You posted the same text multiple times
> [x] You made a post yet failed to say anything
> [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
> [ ] You posted "upside down" by just adding your comments to the
> top of the previous post
> [x] You seem to dumb to learn to trim your posts
> [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
> [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
> [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
> [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL
> CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
> [x] You posted a 1 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
> [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
> worthless that you are being flamed anyway
> [ ] You gave bad or dangerous advice
>
> To Repent, You Must:
>
> [x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're > doing
> [ ] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can get an
> idea about what is discussed here
> [x] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
> [ ] Give up your AOL account
> [ ] Give up your WebTV account
> [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
> plugged in)
> [ ] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Post to alt.test
> [x] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
> [x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
> [x] Learn to format your posts properly so we can read them
> [ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time
>
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [x] Get a clue
> [x] Get a life
> [x] Go away
> [x] Grow up
> [x] Never post again
> [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
> [x] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
> [x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
> [x] Go back to school and actually learn something
> [x] Learn how to post or get off the Usenet
> [x] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
> [ ] All of the above
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Yes and the same to you