Got this in the mail, so I thought I'd share it on my car & truck newsgroups...Talk about your ultimate dream find...sheesh...
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>How would you like to have bought this property?
Imagine you're going to live in Portugal. You find a lovely farmhouse set on a decent plot of land. The place has been empty for 15 years... While exploring your new property you find a large barn. The door is padlocked and welded shut and it's all rusted solid. So you grind the padlock and the welds off and.........
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Damn...