I liked my Saturn better this morning than this afternoon... When the thing played FORD! I've never seen anything like this before on any vehicle I've ever had over the years since the early 70's.
I've had cars play dead before, but not with the cause this one had.
This 2000 SL1 is the first vehicle I can recall ever having a side mount battery terminal battery and it will be the last one if I have any choices at all in the next vehicles I get. I've had top mount terminals work loose and have poor connections.
Once I figured out what the problem was, after thinking it was a short that had drained the battery, because sometimes the lights on the dash would flicker on when the problem first materialized as I turned the ignition key, I was under the hood poking things checking fuses and uttering pleasentries as I went. I tug at the terminal cables to see if they were loose and the red side pops off the battery ! Beautiful ! Dead Saturn ! AKA F.O.R.D. !
The only "luck" in any of it is that the terminal went south in the parking lot of a video store that has a "Advanced Automotive" parts shop across the street...and I happen to have a took kit with enough odd sized items in it to get the damned connectors freed.
I used a Safeway shopping cart to take the leaking battery in a cardboard box I fished out of a nearby pile over to the parts store. $57.66 later I'm back in business except I need to douche out the engine compartment with baking soda and water to neutralize the battery juice that's leaked out into the plastic tray under the battery...and who knows where else.
Before heading to the Autoparts store I foolishly went to an even closer Sonoco gas station (just the other side of the video store parking lot) and got quoted a rip off $89 plus tax and "installation" for a battery from them - and the nub even had the balls to tell me the car would have to be brought in to his repair bay to get the battery put in...to which I replied if the car could move I'd not have bothered him... Off to the part store ! What a prick...or idiot !
May the Saturn god be appeased and keep this one rolling a long time before it next decides to play FORD !