The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
> After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. >
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
> Look towards sky, what you see?"
>
> The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>
> "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
> speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
> billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
> Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
> morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
> small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
> beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
>
> Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
> Buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent."
>