OT Lone Ranger & Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.

> After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. > > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, > Look towards sky, what you see?" > > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." > > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. > > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically > speaking, It tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially > billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. > Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the > morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are > small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a > beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" > > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than > Buffalo shit. It means someone stole tent." >
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