OT - Pizza Order

This is too funny...and kinda spooky! It's been around awhile, so you may have seen it elsewhere. Even so, it's good for a chuckle. Make sure your volume is up so you can hear it; it is audio. (Can you imagine CALVIN calling this place?)

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Oujdeivß

Is it the FBI calling from the nuthouse pizza order? I heard the morning crew reading the transcript this morning.

Transcript below:

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FBI agents conducted a raid of a San Diego psychiatric hospital that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents worked up quite an appetite.

The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping the hospital.

Agent: "Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and

67 cans of soda." Pizza Man: "And where would you like them delivered?"

Agent: "We're over at the psychiatric hospital." Pizza Man: "To the psychiatric hospital?"

Agent: "That's right. I'm an FBI agent." Pizza Man: "You're an FBI agent?"

Agent: "That's correct. Just about everybody here is." Pizza Man: "And you're at the psychiatric hospital?"

Agent: "That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas." Pizza Man: "And you say you're all FBI agents?"

Agent: "That's right. How soon can you have them here?" Pizza Man: "And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?"

Agent: "That's right. We've been here all day, and we're starving." Pizza Man: "How are you going to pay for all of this?"

Agent: "I have my checkbook right here." Pizza Man: "And you're all FBI agents?"

Agent: "That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked."

Pizza Man: "I don't think so."

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Lee

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Lee Aanderud

If it is it was on the 'net years ago...

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