Don,
And you call yourself a professional .. of course it's too much to ask. Seriously. How many customer horror stories do you have where you ask yourself 'What were they thinking?'
Shouldn't it be obvious that;
if the 'Check Engine' light comes on, maybe you should have the engine checked? Taking the bulb out, or putting a piece of tape over it doesn't fix the problem?
Red lights on the dashboard are A Bad Thing? You should stop driving?
50 miles / 50mph MAX on the sidewall of the donut spare
**DOES
** apply to you?
some personal experiences..
When "a red light on the dashboard" comes on and you start losing power, that if you continue to drive the vehicle until **it not longer moves under its own power!!** and you have to have it towed in, you shouldn't be surprised when I tell you that a con rod has come through the side of the block and you need a new engine.
when the customer hits a railroad crossing hard enough to bottom out the suspension and bash a hole in the trans pan, and they continue driving even though the car is slowing down, and they finally pull into your shop driveway (at 4:30pm) with the engine at redline and the car moving 0.8mph.. and they get out of their car and exclaim "Whew!! I didn't think I was going to make it!!" AND IT TAKES EVERY OUCH OF RESTRAINT ON YOUR PART TO KEEP FROM SAYING "Maybe you made it, but I don't think your car did' .. but you politely refuse your boss's request to stay late to install a trans pan, and when you talk to the poor smuck who did stay late and ask him what happened when it didn't fix the problem.. etc..
When you advise the customer that the brake pad backing plate is into the rotor, and the problem with the AC is a leak... and they tell you to fix the AC and the brakes will have to wait for another day.. (but.. you saw THAT one coming,, didn't you?)
Now I remember why I got out.. I'm still dealing with stupid people (and.. believe it or not it seems to be worse) but I stay clean.. and the BS level is MUCH lower.. and the pay is higher.. and I don't have to pay for my tools.. and customers don't think me a lying cheating thieving b*stard because their grandfather told them that it shouldn't cost that much and he should know because he used to install fenders on Hudsons at the factory..
Jim