Re: Double Your Gas Mileage!

My neighbor got something that doubled his gas mileage. It was a diesel Rabbit.

Let me guess the color: beige?

Reply to
Norm De Plume
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Not a problem. Three easy things:

  1. Get a locking gascap so your neighbor's teenager stops stealing gas from your tank at night.
  2. Hide the keys from your own teenager so he stops driving around without your knowing about it.
  3. If you're carpooling with three people, and each of you goes on a diet and loses 50 lbs, the total weight the car has to pull is 200 lbs. less.

--scott

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Scott Dorsey

Install oversize wheels.

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Paul Hovnanian P.E.

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