Maybe the birds are hitting my car 4 or 5 times a week because of avian flu? Maybe the birds are saying, ""Thanks a lot humans for starting that world-wide plague in our poultry cousins who are languishing in your over-crowded concentration camps--thank you humans!!"
Well, personally, I don't have too many qualms about eating birds--after all, birds eat worms, right? But I do think the birds make a strong point when they protest against the overcrowded and dirty chicken factories--so dense and filthy, the avian Bubonic plague appears to have started there.
That's why they're bombarding our cars! They are pissed. Let's hope the plague doesn't begin to take a big toll on humans in future years. Kinda scary, though. Who knows what could happen. Is "Henry Ford The Second" running those chicken coups or what?
I'm sad to say there are a whole lotta humans guilty of crimes against Avianity. I'm serious when I say trials should be convened. Globally spreading disease is serious doo-doo.