Natalie's Back!!!

What about Natalie's back. As in "baby got back"? lol

Well, I do...I'm a sistah after all. My poor daughter was doomed - her Slavic father and African mom have passed on her 'back'. Unlike my side, however, she hasn't sprouted a huge chest. Lucky brat.

Natalie

I guess that depends on your point of view, so to speak. lol

Like I tell my husband and son, breasts are only fat and tissue - with a very limited function

They didn't buy that, either

Natalie

You damned better hope she doesn't find it too!...

Nah, I wouldn't fwap him for that - I have to use my powers sparingly

:-)

Natalie

...or your points of view even.

Yep, that's even more accurate.

*overcome by testosterone fumes*

Natalie

MALES!

:-)

Natalie

Thank the Powers that Be!

I bet SHE doesn't think so!

Actually, she does. She says her breasts are 'intricate miniatures'

Natalie

Wow. Most girls want more. My daughter was 'endowed' (by the time she was

14...uh, nevermind. Let's just say HUGE!!!) and always wished she had LESS! But not much less...

Mr. Simpson...is that you? (Jessica and Ashlee's lecherous dad)

Natalie

I know...I have a 14 YO granddaughter...gorgeous...tall and willowy...quite a lot taller than her friends, it bothers her, makes her feel selfconcious, I tell her she has my genes (I'm 6-2 her dad is 6.0)...poor kids have it tough (they think).

They try to be 'different', do their own thing, then want to be 'just like everyone else'...I also tell 'em that they at least have parents and enough food/shelter. Try living in Iraq (etc) for awhile...

It's much tougher for tall girls, though. My daughter is tall for her age as well (Not *that* tall), and she finds that guys feel emasculated by a towering female. I'm so happy for her, that she didn't have to deal with both her height *and* a large chest. One awkward feature is quite enough.

Natalie

No, but by the time she was 12 I was joking about keeping a baseball bat by the door. (well, HALF joking...)

Ashlee and Jessica's dad was talking about Ashlee's 'double D suckers' - it was quite nauseating. That guy needs help.

Natalie