OT: airplane crew -->joke<--

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Marvin sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and water." When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's the box office."

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badgolferman
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*snerk*

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

I had to pass that one along to some of my airplane buddies. Very good.

Reply to
Dbu''

People don't want to befriend you, so you had to make friends with airplanes? Wow, that is too bad. ;-)

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Truckdude

Moron. You wouldn't know one if it hit you in the ass.

Reply to
Dbu''

The winking emoticon meant that I was kidding you. I apologize. I had no way of knowing that "friends" was a sensitive issue for you.

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Truckdude

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