[OT] blondes fight back -->joke<--

Blondes, having endured years of abuse, have finally responded. Here's what they have to say about redheads and brunettes!

REDHEADS

How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha? The piranha. They only attack in schools.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal.

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.

BRUNETTES

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call? "Has the blonde left yet?"

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's hiney was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.

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