Little Vito
A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a
fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little
Vito.
He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your
thinking." Then, Little Vito says, "I have a question for YOU. There are
three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the
sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top
and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Vito replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."