OT - Irony Award

Yes, it is ironic that comedians can't make up their own jokes. However why would they pick on President Bush's speech? I have no problem understanding him.

If your child or grandchild stumbled like Bush does without a script, would it concern you?

Why didn't they harrass Carter for saying "nuke-u-lar"?

Maybe because it was his only major and frequent screwup, in terms of language. With Bush, it's all day long when he's without a script. Sometimes even with a script.

I would be far more concerned if my progeny had an attitude like yours.

Why didn't they harrass Carter for ruining this country and kowtowing to the Iranians. 444 days.

You can't dodge this question. Children who have problems like Bush end up working with a speech & language pathologist, or a special ed teacher.

This has nothing to do with Bush's language issues.

You weren't listening. He's from Georgia, for cryin' out loud.

Or becoming President of the United States.

No need. History is his own worst enemy.

I told my wife when Reagan won that the hostages were all but released. My words were something to the effect of us now having a president with balls.

Twice.

....elected by people who like to whine about immigrants who can't speak the language, but ignore the FACT that their candidate can't, either.

And Bush went to prep school and then Yale. Any questions?

President Reagan inspired me to join the military. He made me proud to be an American and I wanted to serve my country.

But he's Texan, for cryin' out loud.

New question: Can you "cure a death"? Or, shuffle the words: Can a death be cured?

Or JFK for saying "cuber".

He also attended Harvard, and passed. Did you attend Harvard by chance?