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{OT} selling a car -->joke<--

Trouble Selling A Car...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has

50,000 miles on it!"
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badgolferman
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Reply to
Sharx35

What Sharx said

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

Since when did Shark-boy become a closet feminist? ;-)

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Reply to
noneyabusiness

He's trying (unsuccessfully) to repress something.

Reply to
Truckdude

Since he saw Brokeback Mountain

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

...and I think we all know what it is don't we?.

Reply to
Gord Beaman

Cyber B.J.'s can turn a person.

Reply to
Sharx35

Fuck dude knows--whenever he sees a barrel, he starts to squeal.

Reply to
Sharx35

Both of you need anal sphincter transplants. You have NO tone left down there.

Reply to
Sharx35

That is a one-way orifice.

Reply to
Sharx35

Seems a shame to be compelled to plonk a fellow countryman (there's not that many of us on here) but that's where shark35 is now, in the bitbucket...I'm usually fairly tolerant of people whose sexual preferences are different from mine but I find him too disgusting to tolerate...

Reply to
Gord Beaman

Do you mean 'intolerance' - I think Sharx is straight...

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

DAMN straight, babe. And the more I read your posts, the straighter it gets.

Reply to
Sharx35

"Wickeddoll®" wrote: snip

I'm not sure what you mean Natalie, do you mean to infer that I'm intolerant?...if so, that's a surprise to me, I certainly didn't think that I was...also, what gives you the clue that he's straight?. I'm certainly not an expert in this field but almost every post of his touches on some aspect that seems to suggest some large unusual attraction to the subject.

Mind you, you may know him personally, or have some other pretty strong indications or expertise, but if your contact with him has been roughly equal to mine (posts in this ng) then I think that I'm likely just as qualified to judge him as you are...so there! :)

Reply to
Gord Beaman

No, I mean Sharx being intolerant of gays...

LOL of course!

Just wasn't sure what you were saying

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

*fwap*

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

Oh...ok...Maybe but it seems odd that he'd keep screwing with this subject enough to cause at least one guy to think 'hummm, I wonder why'.

in any case, who knows, he's in there and he'll stay there...

On another subject Natalie, I notice that your news reader is set up to send about 25 blank lines at the end of every one of your posts, you did know about this did you?...cheers.

Reply to
Gord Beaman

"Gord Beaman" ...

*shrug*

Not on this end - must be some sort of squirrelly feedback you get.

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

It's true what he says.

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badgolferman

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