This guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?".
The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Pennsylvania?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount dead animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"