Time for another installment of Tales of the Wonderbus.
Timmy, stop hitting your brother. And Marci, put down that TV remote.
Everyone ready? Okay.
You'll remember that we left our plucky squirrel and his best pal, the Wonderbus, in front of the house. The Wonderbus had blown her alternator belt and got real hot. Rocky's wife pulled the Wonderbus over real quickly -- Rocky could not have done better! Rocky got a new belt installed but the Wonderbus would not start so he had AAA trailer it home. And that's where we left off yesterday.
So today, Rocky's brother and a friend came over to help. They got some proper spacers to get the pulley away from the face of the alternator where it had started to scrape, and installed a new fan belt. The +12 wire to the coil /looked/ like it was connected, but apparently the belt whipped around and loosened the connection - that's why the Wonderbus would not start. So after all that was sorted out, the Wonderbus started. But sounded more rattly that before.
So Rocky got out the compression tester that he bought this morning from Sears and they started to check compression. A little birdie had e-mailed the plucky squirrel this morning with the suggestion that the overheating might have bent a valve.
They checked cylinder #2: 96 lbs w/o oil. Then cylinder #1: 92 lbs. Then cylinder #4: 0 lbs. As in zilch. Null. Removed the tester hose and plugged the spark plug hole with a finger and tried again -- no pressure. #3 might be shot, too, but no sense going there.
Now, Rocket J Squirrel appreciates all that he has learned about the workings of the Wonderbus, and is NOT giving up on the Wonderbus, as much trouble as she has been. Stupid? Maybe. But Rocky has gone through divorces and bankruptcies and views this as a minor glitch. HOWEVER, Rocky has a life and cannot devote the time to repairing this issue, so Rocky is going to farm the work out. A shop in Oceanside, CA, seems to have good word -- Oceanside Foreign Auto Repair, Doug Platt, owner.
Unless someone knows why this couple should not be wed . . . I mean, has any experience with this shop, good or bad, please advise. We have a Wednesday morning appointment.
That's it for today's chapter, kiddies! Now, good night and sweet dreams. Billy, get your finger out of your nose.