short version: I'm scared to drive my bus for the first time since last summer or fall because I'm sure the oil has all drained out of the engine. Can I just try to turn it by hand a few times or is do I need to do something I'm probably going to be very nervous about doing since I'm not mechanically inclined? I doubt this detail is relevant, but I'll include it - I have a 78 engine (a great advantage to someone who isn't mechanically inclined).
long version: I began driving my bus a less often as gas prices creeped up and creeped me out. I drove it for the first time in a couple of months, drove it fairly often because it's so much more pleasant to drive than a Lumina, and it suddenly had an electrical problem and was stuck at lunch and had to get a ride back to work. I had it towed, there was some small problem which only cost ~$15 to have repaired (I got the impression that the mechanic couldn't find a problem and just charged me for his time), and I didn't drive it for a while because I was very busy with work and didn't want to risk getting stuck somewhere. Eventually I couldn't resist taking my chances and doggonit the battery was dead! I realized that there must be some sort of short draining the battery.
Well, I was always getting home after dark and working on weekends and wishing like mad that my boss hadn't agreed to do this project for a small fraction of what we should have charged because I really needed money for all of the time I was putting in. I never felt like dragging the battery charger out to the bus when I got home. So my bus sat for a couple of months before I got around to charging the battery.
Eventually I did drag the extension cord and the charger out there and low and behold! It seems that I probably don't have a short after all. The reason I was getting absolutely no power from the battery is that my battery has been stolen! Well, that left me discouraged and I didn't have time to get a new battery in there for a few months more. Now I have a battery but I'm scared to drive the bus because I'm sure the oil has all drained out of the engine.
Thanks,
Mez